bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

by smoove65 January 26, 2011

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Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010

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shifty nigger

An African American who at first appears normal but the slightest paranoia or calling them on their bull shit will quickly arouse them to brash actions.

"I can't believe that shifty nigger pulled a knife on me because I caught him shoplifting"

"That crack rock you sold me was bunk and now you are making threats! I knew better than to deal with shifty niggers"

by Christon January 29, 2007

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Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.

Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.

by J.Christo March 2, 2010

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