salsa snack

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

JACK N' SNACK

Jacking off in the upwards position while trying to catch your load in your own mouth.

I am really horny I could go for a good Jack N' Snack right now.

by twitch, lurch, crock February 24, 2008

midnight snack

When a person decides to eat way too much food at an unsightly hour of the night.

George: *goes into the kitchen and sees Dan* Why the hell are you eating a salad, a steak, and ice cream at three in the morning?
Dan: It's just a midnight snack...
George: Whatever you say, fat ass.

by Boogiebop July 6, 2008

snack up the jet

When a rapper commands someone to adequately provision his jet with the appropriate amount of snacks for the journey.

"Hey Bitch, you better snack up the jet proper this time."

by T.I.. December 20, 2008

Crack on with the snack on!

To partake in the eating of a meal but do not wish to heat it!

The eating of potato chips.

by Lionel Spoons April 14, 2006

snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.

"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"

by submonkeys August 14, 2012

Snack Daddy

a person who is willing to exchange sexual favors for snacks.

1. Kati S. is the most slammin' snack daddy I've ever banged.

2. Katie J. likes her snack daddies big and black.

3. Mount Holyoke girls love the snack daddies from Amherst.

by SnackDaddyDos December 16, 2008