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banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."
by endless lip June 23, 2008
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Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.
by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010
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smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.
delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.
by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009
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Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.
Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).
by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009
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plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male
his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler
by mr.m dog September 23, 2009
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smuggle

I love it when we are cozy and smuggle!
by MelissaM September 7, 2007
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Smaggles

1. A cute creature, found primarily in small towns like Petaluma; 2. a sexy beast with shaved legs; 3. the epitome of metroness.
"OMG, it's smaggles. Run for your f***ing lives!!!!(Rofl)"
by Smags May 25, 2009
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