smoothies

inviting a woman (or whore) to your place for sex.

Mark: Would you like to come over for smoothies?
Alicia: O hell yea i love smoothies!

by ndm September 12, 2005

smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

by alex December 17, 2004

Smoothier

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.

Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.

by Blitzman J October 1, 2010

Smoosie

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

by Explosion2deplosion November 30, 2010

snooshing

Meteorological term used when it is snowing and raining at the same time and in most cases the snow flakes and raindrops are the size of quarters.

A weather phenomena causing traffic to come to a standstill because the crap falling from the sky makes people freak out and forget how to drive.

Dude. Did you look out the window? It's snooshing out!

This is New England, man! Don't you people know how to drive when it's snooshing?(give them the finger and honk your horn...a lot)

by Liebchen65 October 29, 2011

Stooshi

Slang for the word "good" originating from the female band stooshe, yet giving it an actual meaning.

Yeah I'm pretty stooshi.
Yeah it's all stooshi.

by Cpt Downy August 12, 2012

Skooshies

Show stopping, panty dropping diarrhea.

The spicy red curry ramen wrecked my stomach so bad, I didn’t make it to the toilet and had the skooshies all up in my pants.

by Skooshie King May 7, 2021