Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

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Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

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slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.

Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.

by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025

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dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 02, 2020

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Slob Noggin

Term used to describe the male genital organ (penis) in a derogatory fashion.

I stopped by her house, and she asked if I wanted coffee. We just got Starbucks so I knew there and then, she just wanted to get tea bagged and some good slob noggin.

by SuDuName November 06, 2019

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