secret satan

Derived from the Christmas tradition, "Secret Santa", modified for Halloween. Participants all put their names into a hat and then randomly choose a name. Each participant then creates a costume (either the idea or the full costume) for the person whose name they chose.

Melissa was forced to dress as a giant vagina because that is what her Secret Satan told her to wear.

by jefftimesten September 17, 2006

satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.

"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"

by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006

Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

by Felipe November 27, 2004

Spawn Of Satan

Especially annoying animals or children.

Babysitter 1 (to Babysitter 2):Oh GOD! The Spawn of Satan has arrived an hour early!!

by Bedshaped April 1, 2007

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

by s2vet June 23, 2010

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

SatAM

the old Sonic the Hedgehog show. Used to be shown on Saturday morinings, hence SatAM. Hard to find off the net.

Find any SatAM eps?

by Hanami October 11, 2003