santa

The biggest dissapoint in a kid's life

That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again

by Mackavelli December 30, 2006

Nigger Slants

The cheapest offensive play in the video game Madden, where wide recievers run slant routes across the field.They are very hard to stop, can own any defense, and can be very annoying, and cheap just like real niggers in real life.

My friend jamal is acting like a cheap, annoying nigger, usin these god damn nigger slants. what an uneducated nig!

by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

Bad Santa

A friend who gets crappy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion Billy Bob Thornton displayed in the movie "Bad Santa"

Ryan got crapped again and went bad santa. Now I gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.

by Big P.C. from the Natti December 16, 2008

Santa niggas

homeboys that give gifts and shit. Frequently sport hydraulics on them reindeers. Pimping out them elf bitches. Gifts usually entail basketball and friied chicken. them boyz crayzayy, y'all.

Them santa niggas be coming down mah chimnay.
Nigga, why you gotta chimney?

by LAMAHAWK December 25, 2009

Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.

Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...

by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008

Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Santa Tits

Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there."

Saira: "She should have worn a bigger bra!"

by TrolleyCrash August 8, 2007