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The Learn How To Skate 

While in the locker room getting ready for hockey practice when the kid u hate isnt paying attention put a strip of clear tape on the blades of his skates so when he goes on the ice he falls every 2 seconds
Chaz: Yo J.R when i get in the locker room im going to do The Learn How To Skate to Rich.
J.R: Hahahah Do it!!!! He cant skate anyway this should be funny

Roller Skate 

The act of getting excessively drunk and moving about a party with a fluid feeling as if you were the "Man."
Friend: "Nigga you didn't get no hoes last night, u was way too drunk."

Me: "NIGGA!!! ....NIGGA!!!.........NIGGAAAA!!! You know you seen me on my 'Roller Skate.' I was 'Roller Skatin' all around that club, all the hoes wanted me."

Friend: "Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy."
Roller Skate by jimbob213 August 17, 2010

sandwich skate 

the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...

an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)

BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!

not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!

my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
sandwich skate by michael foolsley January 19, 2011

Sacramento Cheap Skate 

When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.
So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.

8 and skate 

A person who works the absolute bare minimum of an 8 hour workday shift. Those who are looking for that big payday but are never really willing to put in the work. Typically have a history of ice skating, roller hockey, or doing the minimum to get bye.
(5pm) Jon: Yo has anyone seen milovan around the office?
Aaron: Na man, dude usain bolts out at 330pm. All he does it 8 and skate.
Jon: What a fuck boi
8 and skate by dontazeme1 June 23, 2017

Break Skate 

I can Break skate better than you can break dance!