Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"

Josh is such a Simp

by iammrmidget March 8, 2020

Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing a person.

He is a simp

by saaammm March 20, 2021

Simp

Neil

Neil is a simp for every women.

by MegaSigma July 9, 2022

simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020

Simp

Tom

tom: i love belle delphine. im so obsessed with her
sam: stfu you simp

by Janis Smith June 27, 2020