A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"
by iammrmidget March 09, 2020
A simp is a man who idolizes mediocre pussy but gets nothing in return. The acronym for SIMP spells out suckers who idolize mediocre pussy
Person 1 “Omg did you that know jamel was a simp”
Person 2 “yeah pretty much everyone knew he simped over girls”
Person 2 “yeah pretty much everyone knew he simped over girls”
by Not Dylan rooberts January 24, 2020
A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.
Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
by Macalak February 25, 2020
a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys
Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!
by spikeydildo February 11, 2017
SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
by Hlinka Guard June 26, 2020
by Janis Smith June 27, 2020