samich

not to be mistaken for sammich or sandwich a samich is the word understood by women for when her man wants a manwich

guy1: im hungry

Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich

Guy2: women come here

women: yes higher speices

Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now

women :yes straight away

by shifty1 August 25, 2010

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Siliciate

When a male shits in a womans mouth, but they have to have dihorreah, thus making a watery mess inside of her mouth. After which the women gives the male a blow job creating a Siliciation.

Me and my girlfriend done a Siliciate last night

by Yorkie Oxlong April 26, 2010

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.

by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011

Silicone Thumb

That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.

hey my computers fixed now thanks to luke, he's got such a silicone thumb.

by ldf13 July 5, 2011

_SiiiCk

Anything you think is really cool.

Something you really like and you want it.

This is extremely sick.

THIS IS EXTREMELY SUPER SICK LIKE NO ONE HAVE IT!

Man, Your car is really SiiiCk!!

Do you want to know about something is really SiiiCk then FOLLOW _SiiiCk on Twitter! Twitter.com_SiiiCk

You play like Siiick

You drive like SIIICK!!!

by SC Aka SiiiCk September 29, 2011