Simeon

A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.

Q. Have you seen Simeon? A. No he's probably sucking a dick.

by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014

Simal

A great girl and name for peacock. Nice flowery personality dripping in egg yolk. Very beautiful.

Look at that simal! Stunning.

by Brown couch November 16, 2018

Simeon

Simeon is one of the twelve tribes of Israel. They are known today as Domincan.

Dominican is a loose translation that means dog of Spain it is a byword placed on the tribe of Simeon to conceal their heritage and identity.

by Romans9 November 30, 2018

simanta

This person is gay and very good in sucking his own dick.

*Simanta* : love boy more then girls and he searching for his life partner in online games.

by Andy6999 November 24, 2021

simanLa

Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?

go to a party she at and you can see fo youself

by allotta vagina April 29, 2005

Simar

He is a cool kid who tries to get the girls but fails by his ugliness. He cracked a Nikhils phone and tried to bash him but failed because he is weak. Simars can become the best thing that happened to you and ring your doorbell twice a day so he can play with you. He is a friendly, gay, the definition of the rainbow, HE IS NOT A SAVAGE, he is an average kid who gets kicked in the dust, JK

Is that a Simar, he is UGLY!!!!!!!!!, JK omg he is mine, JK!!!!!!!!!

by NIGGAHOODBEACHBOYINTHESUNAIDSS April 22, 2019

simbolies

Testicles!

-Hey John, how them simbolies hanging?

-Pretty high, it's jujuberries outside!

by Jane Marie. December 24, 2008