skwonk

a sound that a penis makes when squeezed

She squeezed my dick and he skwonked.

by charlesvictoria March 31, 2010

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

va-dank-a-shwank

the name of the mix drink consisting of vodka and squirt. gets you super crunk and fast

va-dank-a-shwank the family drank

by writergrl25 February 17, 2010

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 27, 2007

shwank

To steal, on the sly

He shwanked my last beer.

by Christy February 5, 2004

shronk

so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle

"I just saw shronk last week"

by bigfatno November 1, 2019

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008