Jargo Shorts

Denim Cargo Shorts... Found in the south, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, this is an article of clothing that is usually smeared in grease or stained with 10-High Whisky...

Just slip you hand into Cletis' Jargo Shorts and pull out another shell fast, I need to drop this 9-point buck.

by McSquizit July 11, 2008

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short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).

That player short-but-slow is a true badass.

by litoville February 01, 2018

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short-heeled

Derogatory word used to describe a woman that 'falls onto her back' easily. A slut.

I don't know if I should date her; I've heard she's short-heeled.

by iun August 24, 2004

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Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 03, 2009

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