Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Black Shoelace

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

by CM2005 March 13, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Big Shobamats

A combinations of the 4 most powerful beings, Big chungus, Shaggy, Yobamos and Mat

Interviewer: give us an example of at most 1% of you power Big Shobamats. Big Shobamats: remember the xadquer galaxy, that took -3% of my power to destroy

by A man that spits out facts February 15, 2021

Trint Shoemaker

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.

Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????

by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

keep your shoelaces untied

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!

by jae_jae060 November 12, 2019