Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003

shloogamahoof

Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.

Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!

by Googles January 22, 2004

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

Shlong

A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.

Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?

by marco.nz May 25, 2007

Shlong

Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.

The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.

by M. Luther March 7, 2009

shlonghead

a word used to make fun of someone.
usually for teasing a person; a funny word

Alysa would always laugh when Brittany would call her a shlonghead.

by brittanyyyy September 14, 2008