shitty pooh

Having a fresh batch of moist shit

hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh

by Mic August 5, 2004

shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

shitty driver

anyone from the state of new jersey

damn, everyone from new jersey truly is a shitty driver.

by jersey sucks123 March 16, 2010

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

Shitty G

A Shitty G is two things:

1: A character from a song from Yourfavoritemartian (Ray William Johnson)

2: A Shitty G is a Hill-billy who thinks they are the best of the best.

1:
Random YouTuber 1: My least favorite character of Yourfavoritemartian characters is Shitty G.
Random YouTuber 2: Yeah, me too.

2:
Friend 1: Hey dude, look at that Shitty G!
Friend 2: Yeah. I hate how he thinks he is SOOO cool!

by Littlemandude11 December 26, 2011

Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.

Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!

by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004