shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

Rippin shitties

Taking a vehicle usually a truck or RWD car to a field and slide the rear end

Took the rig to the pit last night and was rippin shitties! might need a new rear end

by Death Arises July 3, 2022

shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).

Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!

by Angus Daley June 25, 2016

Shitty Whomp

When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment

Kate shit on me so i Shitty Whomped her

by riverstyx3636 April 15, 2014

shitty btty

A phrase used for booty-ass kids names Gaytheist69 who copy other people's definitions but make it slightly different to avoid copyright infringement. They are known to be fat asf and qualify to be on the hit TLC channel 600 lb life. They are known to react horribly to light that comes from the sun and not a monitor or tv screen. They usually cannot lift even a foot off the ground without help. they require elevators to get upstairs. (by the way yes this is a diss at you Gaytheist69 you, shitty ass kid)

Gaytheist69 is a shitty btty kid and cannot do shit cus he's all talk and probably cannot muster up the energy to lift a finger to type out a response because his daily intake of food is Doritos and Mtn dew

by Booty Ass kid October 8, 2022

Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock

Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock

by Skradragons March 15, 2017

shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021