shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

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Shitmegaton

A whole shit plus a whole megaton. Made popular by Josh on the Josh & Erik Show.

That's a shitmegaton of rat turds

by PoopPower February 2, 2024

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shitmegaton

A large amount of shit. A Megaton of it.

Woah, that's a shitmegaton of shit.

by PoopPower February 6, 2024

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shitmealcumpie

When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hot semen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.

Last night Jerald decided to eat a shitmealcumpie for dessert.

by Diarrhea Lord April 21, 2024

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Shitmaxing

The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.

Bill:

“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”

John: “Wow, what a sigma!”

by 5555555577777777777skibidi April 22, 2024

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