shammered

Seriously + Hammered = Shammered

"That joker is so shammered".

by Asecis April 12, 2005

shammer

a poop; dropping a deuce

I can't believe you took such a shammer at the party that you broke the toilet!!

by Michael Froehler March 29, 2003

Shimbering

A mixture of shivering and goose bumps.

'dude look i'm so cold i'm shimbering.'

by vintage_rainbow May 31, 2007

Swimmer's Mouth

When a person starts to swim so much that their face and mouth start to turn into ones of a fish

Person 1: Hey his face is fucked up he looks like he has trouble breathing

Person 2: Naw thats just charlie, he joined the swim team in the beginning of the year, mild case of Swimmer's Mouth.

Person 1: OH GOD DAYUMMMM!!!!

by SwallowSista January 13, 2011

Shimmey

A young woman who likes beating up young people; a strong sexy lady who got arms of steel and a shovel to carry around she the sexiest women you ever seen and the strongest too. shimmey is also found in gangs; sometimes shimmey is the leader. Hot, beautful, cool, awesome, pretty and got meat

Wow i can't be like Shimmey im to ugly

by SarahHmmssssshah October 12, 2012

Simmer

A food rating app. It's like Yelp for restaurant dishes instead of restaurants.

Simmer app is fire

by The Coffee Plant March 2, 2020

Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020