Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.

Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.

by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010

Semensicle

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.

Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!

by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006

Semenilla

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum

Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz

by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

Ghost Semen

When a man masturbates in the shower and somehow gets semen on areas that defy physics.

Man A: Hey dude whats that shit on the back of your arm?
Man B: Ahh I was jerkin it in the shower and I got some ghost semen back there

by Hamsizzler March 29, 2010

Charlie Sheen

1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.

2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

by Each Hit March 18, 2011

Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 June 5, 2005

Sheen On

To get a rush on, i.e the need to be in a hurry. Can also be used when you are late or when something needs to be done there and then.

If we're gonna make it for a pint, we'd better sheen on

by C2Jim September 16, 2008