sheeranphobic

Fear/dislike of a ginger named Ed Sheeran

I do not agree with the Ed Sheeran's lifestyle, I'm sheeranphobic.

by smallbrainthings January 12, 2021

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Queerin' for Sheeran

A grown heterosexual male who enjoys listening to Ed Sheeran music.

Geez! What's with Phil McKee always playing Ed Sheeran? Is he gay? No, he's just Queerin' for Sheeran.

by Phildoee69 January 6, 2020

sheebray

French pronunciation of "shitbreath"

Jeez, Victor, you have some massive sheebray - were you licking Avi's grundle or something?

by chanklas June 17, 2004

shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

shebrews

the art of a woman making coffee

shebrews me coffee in the morning

by bill516 October 20, 2008