Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.

"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"

by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010

Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

Chili Shitter

A derogatory term used to talk about people of Hispanic descent.

It was recently said in an episode of “The Shield”

Look at that chili shitter

by stothectotheotothett February 4, 2006

Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.

He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"

by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

active shitter

an individual actively engaged in taking or attempting to take a shit in a confined and populated area

My ass was about to explode at the mall which would have made me an active shitter.

by Springtuckyn February 13, 2015

jitter shitter

Someone who inexplicably feels the need to poop whenever they are nervous.

Bob is always in the bathroom before a test; he's a total jitter shitter.

by Brianbratcher February 14, 2015

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003