Shake-N-Bake

When two lovers grease their bodies with butter, dump a whole bag of crushed Ritz Crackers into a down sleeping bag, and climb in and fuck like seals.

Hey babe, we are gonna need some Ritz Crackers for our camping trip this weekend. It's gonna be cold at night but a good Shake-N-Bake will keep us warm.

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018

shake my wizzerm

a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.

Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!

by Nizzy A Dizzy August 13, 2008

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

shake a cats leg

After you have intercourse with a truck you call your nearest indian truck driver for a quick refueling of your donkey ridden cowboy rooting tooting sister fucker bean eating mexican. so you may continue collecting used cum rags off the street to resell for a abortion pills for your truck.

aaahhhh man i can't wait to shake a cats leg
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady

by Morhal ez truck stop 2 August 15, 2019

shake and bake

To sprinkle some "shake" or yae on some "bake" or weed, roll a blunt and smoke it.

bro1:"hey man i wanna shake and bake, you got any weed?"
bro2:"yeah bro you got some shake?"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

shake a leg

shake a leg to clear extra space in your stomach

I'm full.............well, shake a leg, give it a moment, and continue.

by ryan golls December 11, 2011