selfie-indulgent

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.

"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."

by boba_mcsolo December 27, 2013

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

selfie photobombing

A picture taken of a random background, often a blank wall, wherein the photographer ruins the photo by inserting their own face. Selfie bombing photos are usually uploaded to facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Also, see selfie and photobombing

Carla is constantly selfie photobombing the photos of her bedroom wall.

by Chaser33 April 11, 2014

selfie slut

A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes

Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut

by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013

Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015