earth seizure

An earthquake

Guy: Danm that earth seizure last night was powerful.

Friend1: Danm Straight ikr!

by YukinanaKairiKaoru October 27, 2012

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Fudging Shitzus

A sentence people use to not say the sentence: "Fucking Shit". Very rarely used to if you meet someone that says that, congratulate them.

HOLY FUDGING SHITZUS I PASSED THE TEST I DIDN'T STUDY FOR

by leenaleen March 19, 2018

Bruh Seizure

When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme.

When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat “bruh” over and over.

Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow
Brody: dude I’m gonna have a bruh seizure

by Sam1d September 29, 2019

Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021