Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.
Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."
by Squeezy March 26, 2014