Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII March 1, 2009

Secret Biggie

A girl who looks thin underneath a jacket, but when jacket is removed turns out to be fat

Secret Biggie is self explanitory

by mlke June 11, 2006

secret bitches (or SB)

1.)those who hide behind the folds of formspring and trash people secretly. 2.) sneaky bitches 3.) a bitch with a plan 4.) a bitch that has no life and needs to insult other to feel better

"Those secret bitches (or SB) keep writing smack on my friend's formspring!"

by fighteragainstevilpooheads April 8, 2010

Secret Ninja Knot

An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.

Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”

by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011

secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.

Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.

by choogil February 12, 2012

secret chill

A friend's partner that they don't want you to know about

He's got a few secret chills, Shakira is just one of them

by shntrnr August 20, 2014