Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.

"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"

by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010

secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.

Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.

by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"

by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008

dirty little secret

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.

Steve is my dirty little secret.

by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005

secret drawer

any place (drawer, box, etc.) where toilet paper/paper towels are hidden after masturbation/sex (as opposed to being thrown away/flushed down the toilet).

Edward was very embarrassed when his siblings stumbled across his secret drawer.

by Joe Elvorsen-Stevinsky February 21, 2009

Secret Trumpian Army

Those easily duped and deeply racist folks at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder who have voted their truth while believing that Trump loves them and wants them to succeed because they are white.

The Secret Trumpian Army marches forward in a fugue-like shared state of devoted blind belief in this vacuous materialist.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2020