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Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
by Panzer88 June 24, 2010
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post secret

a website in which you anonymously confess your secret to the world
The "Dirty Little Secret" song by All-American Rejects totally ripped of The Post Secret idea.
by Salade M August 12, 2006
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scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
by gynosphinx March 10, 2009
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Secret Artist Society

A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!

Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.
Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!

Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!
by Dainy July 24, 2009
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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009
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ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011
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weird secret sex lips

Usually refers to the features of a man who has strangely feminine lips. Such features usually make someone look like they keep some kind of vilainous sexploitation secret IE. Sex trafficker, pedophile, rapists or other sexual aggressor.
"You stay over there with your weird secret sex lips."
by Mr B*tchMaker March 14, 2019
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