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Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003
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Scrotitilyumptious

Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.
by Big Man May 13, 2005
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scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.
Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it
by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010
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Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.
Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"
by Cofresi October 17, 2011
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Scottish

A brand of person, typically insane, drunk or some combination of. The Scots have a higher than average distribution of world class nutters. The strongest and most independent people on the planet, a colony of England. Unlike the Irish who managed to liberate the South all the Scottish have managed to get themselves is an assembly. Sir Sean Connery is the closest they have come to having a leader, he lives in the Bahamas.
by Afterburner November 11, 2007
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Scottish Cinnamon Bun

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.
Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnamon bun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*
by digbee February 24, 2009
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scottish curse

unusually small penis.
Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!
by darionlar September 11, 2005
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