Scheme

The cum on, to ejaculate on to

Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her

by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016

Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

schemy

1. describes low quality street narcotics, typically marijuana
2. perilous, untrustworthy

Don't buy from Pedro, his bags are schemy.
Don't go to Pedro's house, that place is schemy.

by Jed Carpet August 26, 2009

Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks

Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.

by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

scheiman

One who engages in delusional definitions of himself that are entirely inaccurate; Scheimans are also infamous for pioneering the practice of necro-pedophilia.

Don't listen to that Scheiman, his charities usually just raise awareness about necro-pedophiliac rights.

by Johnny Justice McTrutherston March 18, 2008

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003