sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.

Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

or

Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.

by j.stizzle April 3, 2010

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

Sass Gland

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

by SMC42 October 14, 2011

Sass

Click Click Click Click in a Z motion

The dolphin raped people with sass

by OSKKSD December 4, 2017

Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot

Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream

by RNS_silent_ninja_stg December 30, 2021

princess of sass

Megan Knearem is the official Princess of Sass, she lives in the land of Sass, and is the supreme ruler. She has many great qualities. She is absolutely Gorgeous, funny, caring, ticklish, and did we mention beautiful? She is the sweetest woman in all of the land. She can bring a smile to your face no matter the circumstances. Megan, will you be my girlfriend?

This sunset is so Megan Knearem! It is beautiful.
Wow you are almost as sassy as the Princess of Sass. (Megan Knearem)

by princesass December 2, 2013

sassanack

Scottish slang name for the English. Derogatory. Insulting.

I do not like and I do not trust him because he is a sassanack!

by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh December 13, 2008