Definitions by SMC42

Sass Gland 

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

Sass Gland by SMC42 October 14, 2011