Simmeri

SIM.MER.I.
A person who watches tv just for the commercials. 2. only watches for the breaks in between shows. 3. Turns on TV for the programs that are played during the intermission

Person: Are you watching Hannah Montana?

Simmeri: Yes, but im only watching it, to wait for the commercials.

Example 2:

Person: Whats you favourite show?

Simmeri: The mini wheats commercial!

by MrsJonas December 9, 2008

Shammer

A Shammer, also known as a Shammie is a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

After a hard day of work, I went to McDicks to skyhook a shammer.

by Jack Barrell March 4, 2021

sommer rae

HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sommer rae is fucking HOT

by pus-*-*-*-*-*-* April 5, 2019

Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.

"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"

by Ian Dustrial February 28, 2014

in the slammer

In jail; behind the locked doors of a prison.

1) Tomas spent a few years in the slammer for robbing a grocery store.
The phrase refers to the closing of a door. When a door is 'slammed' it means that it was closed with great force.

by silverbridge2000 November 23, 2006

slammer

Heavy metal disc used in the activity of Pogs.

"Hey mister, I need to use the slammer so I can win those neat pogs."

by JwC October 13, 2004

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008