smingers

After you have fingered someone and your fingers smell like off vagina.

"Hey man smell my smingers"

by day old smingers February 4, 2010

Wingle Smingling

The act of smoking marijuana, it is used in a form of code, by adding the "ingle" after the first letter of the word, or with use of other words, use to best suit.
Such as dringling= drinking

Smoking= Smingling
Weed= Wingle

Smoking Weed= Smingling Wingle

1: Yo what up bro?!, its 4/20, we need to smingle wingle!

2: Why, bro?

3: Because dude, its the Nationingle Smingle Wingle Day, its the day for Wingle Smingling, duh!

by Master Wingle Smingler April 23, 2009

that goes without saying

Statement of agreement issued after a vital stipulation has been uttered.

Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

virgin shaming

when an experienced girl or guy makes a “by-choice” virgin feel badly for choosing to be celibate.

A: “you’re uncomfortable with sex?! what’s wrong with you?”

B: “it’s just not my thing, stop virgin shaming me!!”

A:”what the fuck is virgin shaming”

by any.amy June 2, 2018

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

Perv Shaming

Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.

1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"

by flashwildecard September 1, 2014