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The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.
Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."
The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.
Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."
by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010
Get the Dutch Salad mug.Salad Fingers is a well known cartoon created by David Firth. The title character is a vaguely human being, with the exception of having green skin and very long "Salad Fingers". Salad Fingers has a strange fondness for rusty objects, especially spoons, and a love for taps. And also a fondness for pain. SF is otherwise a very polite, cordial, and almost friendly person. He lives in a world that is either:
1. A disturbing post-apocalyptic wasteland
2. A frightening insight into the mind/imagination of a very lonely and psychotic serial killer
3. A drug trip
Salad Fingers' only friends are finger puppets named Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher. Salad Fingers talks to them and believes them to be real. And the fact that he sees them as real, living, life-size people at certain points throughout the cartoon is a clue to the fact that what we are seeing is possibly not a post-apocalyptic reality but a current, or past, un-reality which exists in the mind of the mentally ill Salad Fingers himself.
His three imaginary "friends" are not the only other beings that Salad Fingers encounters.
There's little boy who SF visits and requests spoons from.
There's another young man who answers when SF calls for help. SF asks him to help get a fish out of the oven. But SF sees a rusty nail and reaches for it, piercing his finger and unintentionally letting the oven door close. SF then passes out and the young man winds up accidentally being cooked in the oven.
There's also Harry (called "Milford Cubicle" by Salad Fingers) which is the corpse of an armless man who died trying to break into Salad FInger's house. However, Salad Finger's hasn't got any clue that he's dead and proceeds to take him inside the house and play him a song on the flute.
There's a un-named little bug-eyed alien boy who loves Salad Fingers but his affections are either not understood or un-returned.
There's Bordois, a little bug who is accidentally squished by Salad Fingers. As usual, SF doesn't notice he's dead and continues to talk to him.
There's Mable, a young girl who goes to a picnic with Salad Fingers and frightens him badly when she speaks English. Apparently he hasn't heard coherent speech from anyone other than himself in quite a long time.
There's Kenneth, another corpse. He was/is Salad Fingers' younger brother who went off to fight the "great war". When Salad Fingers finds his body he brings him inside, feeds him a meal of sand, and then says a tearful goodbye before returning him to the "ghastly trenches" (really a hole in he ground where Kenneth's body was found)
There's Horace Horsecollar, a toy horse that Salad Fingers thinks is a real horse.
And then there's Roger, an apparently broken radio that somehow still emits extremely creepy noises. This terrifies SF into hiding in his cupboard, where SF finds a hair which he saves and adds to his other three. When SF emerges from the cupboard, the radio begins speaking more coherently and instructs SF to clean up his dirty house. When SF protests, Roger the radio forces him to eat all four of the hairs which causes SF to break down and sob hysterically.
The cartoon itself is EXREMELY disturbing, very gory, and gruesome, but also extremely hard to resist watching in an odd way. Kind of like a car wreck: you know you're going to see something you'll regret that will possibly scar you for life, but you can't help watching anyway. Salad Finger's disturbingly gruesome nature and eeriness only add to it's appeal. And you find yourself somehow actually caring about this little psychotic green man who loves rust and pain, and chatting with dead bodies and puppets.
Go figure.
And if you don't want to have a permanent distaste for salad, and a downright phobia of toilets, finger puppets, and radios, don't watch.
1. A disturbing post-apocalyptic wasteland
2. A frightening insight into the mind/imagination of a very lonely and psychotic serial killer
3. A drug trip
Salad Fingers' only friends are finger puppets named Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher. Salad Fingers talks to them and believes them to be real. And the fact that he sees them as real, living, life-size people at certain points throughout the cartoon is a clue to the fact that what we are seeing is possibly not a post-apocalyptic reality but a current, or past, un-reality which exists in the mind of the mentally ill Salad Fingers himself.
His three imaginary "friends" are not the only other beings that Salad Fingers encounters.
There's little boy who SF visits and requests spoons from.
There's another young man who answers when SF calls for help. SF asks him to help get a fish out of the oven. But SF sees a rusty nail and reaches for it, piercing his finger and unintentionally letting the oven door close. SF then passes out and the young man winds up accidentally being cooked in the oven.
There's also Harry (called "Milford Cubicle" by Salad Fingers) which is the corpse of an armless man who died trying to break into Salad FInger's house. However, Salad Finger's hasn't got any clue that he's dead and proceeds to take him inside the house and play him a song on the flute.
There's a un-named little bug-eyed alien boy who loves Salad Fingers but his affections are either not understood or un-returned.
There's Bordois, a little bug who is accidentally squished by Salad Fingers. As usual, SF doesn't notice he's dead and continues to talk to him.
There's Mable, a young girl who goes to a picnic with Salad Fingers and frightens him badly when she speaks English. Apparently he hasn't heard coherent speech from anyone other than himself in quite a long time.
There's Kenneth, another corpse. He was/is Salad Fingers' younger brother who went off to fight the "great war". When Salad Fingers finds his body he brings him inside, feeds him a meal of sand, and then says a tearful goodbye before returning him to the "ghastly trenches" (really a hole in he ground where Kenneth's body was found)
There's Horace Horsecollar, a toy horse that Salad Fingers thinks is a real horse.
And then there's Roger, an apparently broken radio that somehow still emits extremely creepy noises. This terrifies SF into hiding in his cupboard, where SF finds a hair which he saves and adds to his other three. When SF emerges from the cupboard, the radio begins speaking more coherently and instructs SF to clean up his dirty house. When SF protests, Roger the radio forces him to eat all four of the hairs which causes SF to break down and sob hysterically.
The cartoon itself is EXREMELY disturbing, very gory, and gruesome, but also extremely hard to resist watching in an odd way. Kind of like a car wreck: you know you're going to see something you'll regret that will possibly scar you for life, but you can't help watching anyway. Salad Finger's disturbingly gruesome nature and eeriness only add to it's appeal. And you find yourself somehow actually caring about this little psychotic green man who loves rust and pain, and chatting with dead bodies and puppets.
Go figure.
And if you don't want to have a permanent distaste for salad, and a downright phobia of toilets, finger puppets, and radios, don't watch.
"Marjory Stewart-Baxter you taste like sunshine dust!" -Salad Fingers
"I like it when the red water comes out" -Salad Fingers
"What's wrong Mr. Fingers, do you not like my mouth words?" -Mable
"I like it when the red water comes out" -Salad Fingers
"What's wrong Mr. Fingers, do you not like my mouth words?" -Mable
by WriterGirl21 August 4, 2008
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Get the Salad Bar mug.A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.
Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.
by flyingdog August 26, 2009
Get the fauxtato salad mug.Salad Fingers is NOT a woman, HE is a man. He lives in a small cabin and has random visits from his kooky friends. He lives for rusty spoons and has often dreamt of taps. He is easily excited and likes it when the red water comes out.
"Do you not like my mouth words."
"Where have you gotten to?"
"You look so beautiful...sob....It's your big day."
"You're all ready for the big race."
"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were off fighting the great
war."
"Do you not like my mouth words."
"Where have you gotten to?"
"You look so beautiful...sob....It's your big day."
"You're all ready for the big race."
"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were off fighting the great
war."
by Jay Prade April 9, 2006
Get the salad fingers mug.Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
by Stamper August 25, 2005
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