scloma

The type of deep sleep that feels like you've been in a coma.

Guy: Your eyes aren't bloodshot for a change, finally got some sleep huh?

Friend: Actually, I didn't even dream.... was knocked out for 10hrs. I think I was in a coma. I'm surprised I didn't wake up with a nurse by my side.

Guy: Damn G, that's more than just sleep......that's scloma!

Friend: Whats scloma?

Guy: Sleep + Coma = Scloma

by Rone July 14, 2014

slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.

"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."

by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

slommicking

Lounging around at home, particularly in loose fitting clothing such as a tracksuit - (your 'slommickers' - designed for sport but only worn for slouching around at home)

"Have you been for a run? ". "No, I just like slommicking around in these - the're comfy"

by Tinker twinkle toes December 25, 2016

shlomadong

A massive penis

My shlomadong penetrated her anus, hard.

by ImmaNut April 27, 2017

Slombè

When your at a slumber party but your friend shits his pants and it explodes everywhere

DUUUUDE that was a big slombè

by TheseArentRealWordsLol July 26, 2017

shlombofa

When your going hard having a good time dancing with your friends feeling like a million bucks.
When you just finish a set of weights at the gym.

This music is so shlombofa.
Are you having a goodtime? I am shlombufing .

by Shlombufa April 18, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018