skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Swinging Frisky

A pejorative phrase describing a man who is uncircumcised.

It sure is hard to sequester a woman in your lonely West Village studio when you're swinging frisky...

by Joshame July 8, 2010

Spinning Fluff

The act of writing generally meaningless sentences in such a way that might be construed as an essay.

I got a hundred on my essay, but I was just spinning fluff. No actual substance.

by elene October 19, 2010

spinning turtle

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

by thehappysausage September 12, 2013

Spinning Blackfist

A particular type of spinning backfist often delivered by an African American.

"Damn, did you see Jones throw that spinning blackfist?!"

by Johnny Robinson April 18, 2014

skinning the beaver

Shaving the pussy.

Last nght I observed an escort skinning the beaver. It felt like a peach then after.

by spacemonkey13666 February 18, 2015

swinging bridge

A bridge that when you go on it you feel like your gonna fall and die

i think I'm gonna die when I go on the swinging bridge

by Mr. Game and Lock September 2, 2016