surprise mothafucka

it is used to denote the element of surprise . can be used in any situation involving a surprise

for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it

my pussy i love your big cock

guy *shoves dick into her ass*

pornstar: OMG WTF !!!

guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

by WizFact January 17, 2014

Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

by drunk April 8, 2003

surprise-sex

aka rape

Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).

by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003

Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 8, 2009

Surprise Anal

When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.

“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”

by TheBicWhisperer February 3, 2020

surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009

Surprise Dutch Rudder

Giving someone a Dutch Rudder as a surprise.

Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.

by Ralahax December 17, 2010