for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it
my pussy i love your big cock
guy *shoves dick into her ass*
pornstar: OMG WTF !!!
guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
my pussy i love your big cock
guy *shoves dick into her ass*
pornstar: OMG WTF !!!
guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
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by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003
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Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
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Rusty- hmm, definatley.
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