If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").
"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black
by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019
mugGet the Don't start nothing, won't be nothingmug.
A warning to others stating that if an altercation is to be avoided than they should cease acting in a provacative manor.
by r34lp0l1t1k June 20, 2003
mugGet the Don't start nothing won't be nothingmug.
New Player: is there some games are safe for me
Roblox: Sign up and start having fun!
by Bak Hyemi July 1, 2021
mugGet the Sign up and start having fun!mug.
A phrase that can proceed any sentence or set of sentences.
Lets get started, shall we? Today we will learn about the hidden chapter, titled propylactics and their uses.
by Yebeka December 19, 1999
mugGet the Lets get started, shall we?mug.
a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems
Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011
mugGet the go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'mug.
The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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