[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

Smaffy

A person who is not cool. They do not dress cool, speak cool or look cool at all.

Look at him, he is so smaffy!

by MattinIsa March 1, 2009

Spiffy

Classy or awe-inspiring

Man that argyle sweater vest is spiffy

by Goombhater October 12, 2009

spiffyer

when u look more spiffy than someone.

I told Taylor he looked spiffy, and he said I looked spiffyer.

by Mrs. Spiffy! January 31, 2010

spiffydoodle

something so amazing that is requires more than just "Spiffy!"

Friend: "Check it out man!! I got 40 extra hours on my check this week by accident!"
You: "Spiffydoodle!!!! Lets party!!!!"

by dannreb February 22, 2011

Spiffylessitus

It's a fatal disease, when you can't talk to your bestest best friend over skype.

Friend 1: *texting nonstop, crying and coughing*
Friend 2: What's wrong with her?
Doctor: She's suffering from spiffylessitus.

by zoey dumas2 August 2, 2011

spiffy

Adj: used to describe something that is full of awesomeness

Person: "did you see those boots? they are so spiffy."

by Gfizzly December 26, 2011