Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009
Get the Faux Soxmug. by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
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by Testicleinspectorangelgoat April 5, 2023
Get the Soxmug. by Whalerus.me November 2, 2019
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This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.
Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!
by UltimateAir July 15, 2014
Get the Cool Soxmug. by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017
Get the wet tube soxmug.