dick smurf 

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

dick smurf by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

Smurf Bite

To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.

My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.

Smurf Bite by Lilgem January 5, 2008

smurfed 

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!

smurfed by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011

bottom smurf 

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.

Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!

bottom smurf by Alan Epton March 31, 2007

Drownin' Smurf 

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.

Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.

Drownin' Smurf by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

Smurf

A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word

Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it

Smurf by Sam Wolfand March 28, 2005

Smurf tip 

When a girl gives a guy a hickie on the tip of his penis, turning it blue. When this happens the tip of his penis resembles a smurf.

Dude Ashli gave Evan a smurf tip last night!!!!!

no way i wish i got one

Smurf tip by tlackattackjk February 17, 2010