smuch

what you say when someone inquires "sup"

hey nizzit, sup whi' chu' "smuch biatch just illin' and chillin' with a gin and juice"

by hellfish(the yellow dart)gt March 25, 2003

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by Tcock March 19, 2008

smurdburgler

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

by Carder March 4, 2007

smuck

To be short, or arrogant with someone..

"Don't be smuck with me!!"

by Bob332 December 28, 2005

smuck

The combination of garbage and urine fumes that passes for air in New York City in August.

I need to take a shower. I'm completely covered in subway smuck!

by jbean October 8, 2003

smuck

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"

by Julie C. December 12, 2003