Taco Smear

Taco Smear:

When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole

Man that fucking twat shovel from last night deserved the taco smear i gave her

by Chili-Dogg March 23, 2009

Shead

I big family with many cousin, very sexy beasts, and has there own cookbook with family recipes.

The Shead family is amazing

by laurenluvsgym August 5, 2008

PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.

Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!

by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011

smeagol

cockmonger who wants the precious

l WILL GIVE YOU MY COCK IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

by FAG GRENADE July 30, 2004

dirty smeady

A dirty smeady is a short,dirty and perverted jesus look alike that will fuck anything that has a hole. But in the absence of a hole, will hang his shit out at randomn and start wacking it for no reason at all, other than he is a dirty smeady. He also will fart and shit whenever he feels the urge and wake total strangers up three houses away.

Damn, did you see that? That dirty smeady just jerked off on that row of monitors.

Damn what just died in here? Damn DIRTY SMEADY!!!

by Weako April 9, 2003

'Smad

Combination of so and mad. Used to express the extreme of something.

" Yo it's 'smad cold out here."
"That party was 'smad fun"
"Ew, he's 'smad ugly."

by Miss. Macaroni August 14, 2009

smear

to get down and dirty in a biddy's unmentionables. ie: for a male to place his face in the near region of a female's genitalia, and "get it wet".

Matt: "yo, did you smear that last night, mayne!?"

Hector: "OH, HELL NO! that biddy hadn't been down there with a pair of clippers in years!"

by bizzle to the rizzle July 20, 2008