"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"
by Honz911 December 06, 2023
A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc March 18, 2014
by ob=y August 16, 2022
The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
by Slob king December 19, 2023
The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.
by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025
by walidagreat March 02, 2020
"Why did you dump him"
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."
by TakeTheTruthBitches November 24, 2015