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moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.
Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.
by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018
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Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.
No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.
by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016
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slit

by whos.jack August 18, 2021
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pumpy slit

when you’re an emo feminist that likes Lil Pump
Hey emo kid, you’re a pumpy slit
by AttackBird December 15, 2017
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Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit
A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning
by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025
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slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.
“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .
by Alt Linguist January 2, 2018
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