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dick slinger

anyone who starts swinging their penar around like a lasso
hey man! did you see the local dick slinger the other day? he caught all the baduzz (bad guy huzz) with that one.
Yeah, that was badass dude
by tuffboy2381 February 4, 2025
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Sunday Slinger

When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.

Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!

-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
by CherryDaddy June 11, 2024
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Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
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Cunt Slinger

Slut. Female efficiency in the art of getting laid.
My exgirlfriend is a professional cunt slinger
by Donkey Don July 10, 2023
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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