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swinging a kimbrough

condition of having a small penis and an enormous ego
The guy in the Ed Hardy shirt was swinging a kimbrough.

She didn't find out until too late that he was swinging a kimbrough.

He brags so much, he must be swinging a kimbrough.
by Lex Loci October 13, 2009
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dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).
Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.
by Slipper April 28, 2006
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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Big Swinging Ovaries

Big Swinging Ovaries

1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.

An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.

2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
Wow, look at her..she sure got some Big swinging ovaries.
by venuspoppy January 24, 2017
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signing

The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.
Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!

Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.
by TZR May 21, 2006
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slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs
No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.
by garberrr November 9, 2005
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swinging meat

1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.

2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.
I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.

muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen
by Flowaz in da buildin December 28, 2009
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