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Simping

Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?

Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.

Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.

Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
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sipington city

when you ya boi go to walmart and squire the dog piss (ingredients for lean) and drink it until you lose your shit and you have entered sipington city (sipington city is not a place it's a location)
bro1: Bro remember last night and we went to sipington city
bro2: yea bro shit go so crazy we stole a garden gnome for someone's yard
by NO.1 GOBLIN April 23, 2023
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sumping

An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products
Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.
by conserned for bread July 6, 2011
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sippin lowkey

Acting dodgy, lying, being stupid or blonde.
I'm just sippin lowkey

He's honestly sippin lowkey so you can't trust
by The_influence6 August 6, 2017
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Sippin' On Some Sizzerp

You Know Sippin' on Some Sizzerp, Purple Drank, Oil, lean, texas tea, Memphis Mud, Drank, basically u gettin fucked up
by Johnny Potsmoker420 January 3, 2009
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Simpistan

The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.

As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.

Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.

As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.

GDP: About as low as their social skills

National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine

National Food: Every Soy product imaginable

Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia

Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
by JonSnortsSnowWithUrBros February 27, 2021
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