Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019

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shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

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Shreksist

You’re racist to green goblin people, the family of Shrek. Reject them into the roblox and gaming community.

“It’s not my fault she’s greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen” said Dajaius, as he was being Shreksist. 😔

by robotabby October 22, 2020

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Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.

Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers

by jose mama the third January 1, 2021

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Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick

by My yee 2 March 13, 2021

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shred a bp

quickly in in a boner pill to enhance your sexual performance when you need to crush the pussy like your life depends on it

Bro! I can’t believe Jessica said she’d go out with me on Saturday, I’ve been hitting on her all semester. I’m gonna have to shred a bp and absolutely annihilate that gash so she comes back around.

by discarddemon August 27, 2021

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