Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

Shred the gnar gnar

When someone ride a dick so hard that it breaks the skin

“Damn my girl shred the gnar gnar so hard like fuck”
“Damn”

by Shred the gnar gnar June 7, 2018

Shredded

Someone fit af, someone like Kylo Ren.

"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician

by theyaintlookingforyou April 16, 2019

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

torn to shreds

To be drunk beyond belief. A level of drunkeness just beyond white boy wasted

After our night of drinking, we were torn to shreds.

by Bmore Dyva May 27, 2017